Whipped – After

We just saw Whipped and, as I suspected, it was awful. A great look at how pathetic some men are. The acting was worse than awful but the some of the scenes were sadly realistic. At one point, the guy sitting next to me actually said, “Thank God I’m gay.” I kid you not.

Here, in New York, it’s pouring. What a great way to end a terrible summer. Weather-wise, that is. I sure hope it gets better tomorrow or it’ll be kinda pointless to travel all the way to the Vineyard.

Double Indemnity, on the other hand, was very good. My favorite part is where he says he couldn’t hear his footsteps. I liked that image.

Different Book

Bond market closed and we all got sent home. Yeay!

I finally got A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius from the library. I haven’t read it yet, but even the blurbs on the back cover are amusing. I’m sure this book won’t disappoint me.

Ash: A Secret History has a full version published in the UK while it will be published in four parts in the US. Hmmm, a marketing ploy you think?

A Clockwork Orange was also published differently between the UK and the US. Actually, the US version didn’t have the last chapter. In the intro of my book, which did have the entire set of chapters, Burgess talks about how his American publisher thought the book ended better if the last chapter were left out. When Kubrick made the movie, he used the American version of the book, therefore, left out the actual ending. Burgess said that, for years after the movie was made, he got letters from his European readers asking why the ending was excluded. He was quite pissed about it.

Btw, that was one strange book.

Whipped

Gonna go see Whipped tonight. The sad thing is that I already know it sucks. I think that, after a long week, I just want to relax and see a totally stupid movie that doesn’t require any mental capacity. I’m quite sure this one will qualify.

Friday

It’s Friday! Love Fridays.

It seems we can’t use the phrase going postal anymore cause it’s upsetting the postal workers and it’s a myth. Hmmm.

What kind of country changes their grammar and spelling rules?

Javascript Error

I know there are a lot of flash haters out there, but I must tell you, it’s a thousand times more annoying to go to a page and have a javascript error pop up on your screen. Since I have Visual C++, my explorer always asks me if I wanna debug or not and if I accidentally hit ‘Yes,’ there goes IE. Pain in my ass!

Ace Ventura

We’re watching Ace Ventura: Pet Detective right now. It’s definitely Jim Carrey‘s most hilarious movie ever. I liked The Mask, too, but it’s nothing like Ace Ventura. My favorite quote is: “If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!” It’s a shame they had to go and ruin it.

PetriNets

Having spent most of the day fixing my damn PetriNet, I’m glad that I finally got the “syntax check successful” message. I don’t even wanna think of all the problems it will give me once I try loading it into the database. I guess the steam ran out of my Thursday. I might be bored or tired. I think I’m ready for the weekend. What about you?

Real Age

Wanna know your real age? I’ve started getting tips from them daily and some of the tips are quite interesting. Today’s tip says that it’s bad to read in bed. If you can’t fall asleep, get up and read in a chair, it says. Save your bed for sleeping.

Thursday

Thursday might be my favorite week-day. It’s a day when you know the week is almost over, but not yet and you enjoy the anticipation. I seem to get more work done on Thursday than any other day. Wednesday is kinda neat as it’s the middle of the week but there are still two more days to go. Friday, you know it’s over and you’re not really motivated, you just wait for the day to end, so you can go home. Anyhow, I’m enojoying my Thursday this week.

A McSweeney’s article for people who love angels. It’s quite funny.

Mel C of the Spice Girls says she wants men, not women. I know you wanted to know.

Coffee = Bad

Take my poll, won’t you?

Here’s the link to the fire I mentioned last night.

In case you didn’t already know, coffee is bad and chocolate is good. I’m glad everyone agrees.

Jetta Ad

Have you seen the recent Jetta ads? The one where the guy rushes into the house to pull his girlfriend out. She’s painting her toenails and he grabs her and drags her out, all excited. Once in the yard, he shows her how the windows open at the push of a button. As he’s excited playing with the automated windows, she goes back in the house, with that oh-men look on her face. It’s such a great ad! Mostly cause, I think it represents the genders and their reactions so well.

Salinger

As a huge fan of JD Salinger, I read all of his books. While my favorite was Franny and Zooey, I really enjoyed Nine Stories and Raise High the Roof Beam Carpenters and Seymour. While, The Catcher in the Rye is his most famous, I think his other books are just as good, if not better. Anyhow, his daughter has decided to write a book about their life. If you’re a fan, you might know that he is quite a recluse and hasn’t published a thing in 47 years. While I never read Maynard’s book, I think I might take a look at this one.